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Black people exaggerate the amount of racism y'all go through.

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Zoom unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"


"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

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"Hey, when the hell did you get taller than me?"

"Wow, you’re right."

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I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn’t quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn’t make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.
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cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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So fierce is the passion that burns within my heart, a raging forest fire, unstoppable and all consuming.

Michael Faudet 

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The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

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with great power comes a great electricity bill

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shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.
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